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"I stand in this parking lot, realizing that I’ve never been this far from home, and here is this girl I love and cannot follow. I hope this is the hero’s errand, because not following her is the hardest thing I’ve ever done"

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lulz-time:

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Trust me I’m an Architect 2.0

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lulz-time:

Trust me I’m an Architect 2.0


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faensoundslikefun:

faensoundslikefun:

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

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chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

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  • me: you'll regret staying up this late
  • me: i know
  • me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
  • me that night: let's do it again

  • me: mom, i need money
  • mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

tigger-warning:

please take my business card

tigger-warning:

please take my business card

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people-should-all-be-onions:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

people-should-all-be-onions:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

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rnarshrnallows:

the hard life of a suburban 7th grader

rnarshrnallows:

the hard life of a suburban 7th grader

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